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the-soul-eater-alchemist:

You write a novel.

Everyone loves the novel.

Someone makes a movie based off your novel.

Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel.

You become best friends with said actor.

It can’t happen if you don’t sit your ass down and write your novel.

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whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

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jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

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bodaciousdream:

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gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

I said on commercial referring to the weekend

The other day I referred to my customers as characters

Yesterday I was with my friends. Everyone wasn’t saying anything, so I looked at them and said “Did you forget your line?”

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