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cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

(via bonesmcoy)

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nagisasass:

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

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cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(via spodiddly)

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miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(via hotboyproblems)

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  • Question: Shouldn't Steve be sterile too, really? Otherwise, what's the reason for why there's not an army of US government created Captain America kids running around? You'd think that'd be the next logical step when they realized they couldn't recreate the serum... - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    misspryss:

    actualmenacebuckybarnes:

    Well, since the serum is an enhancement, it’s unlikely to be passed through genetics (the doctors probably tested this, somehow, haha). Steve’s kids are more likely to inherit his asthma and weak stature. 

    OH MY GOD THO

    A SINISTER GOVT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE AN ARMY OF TINY CAPTAIN AMERICAS

    STEVE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT

    AND IT’S BASICALLY ELEVEN TOW-HEADED, ASTHMATIC, ALLERGIC, IMMUNO-COMPROMISED LITTLE BEANPOLES WITH BAD ATTITUDES

    AGES 8-12

    SOCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE

    LIKE IN A WAREHOUSE OR WHATEVER

    WITH A COUPLE OF OVERWHELMED INTERNS BABYSITTING THEM

    BECAUSE THE RESEARCHERS HAD ALL THEIR FUNDING TAKEN AWAY WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SECRET UBERMENCH CLONES TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS

    AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GAGGLE OF KIDS (WHO ARE SHRILL AND UNMANAGEABLE AND WHEEZE A LOT)

    EXCEPT MAKE SURE THEY GET ADEQUATE MEDICAL CARE AND REGULAR MEALS

    AND REGRET THEIR IN RETROSPECT VERY OBVIOUS ERRORS

    AND HOPE STEVE DOESN’T FIND OUT

    WHICH OF COURSE HE DOES

    BACK AT THE TOWER

    EVERYONE’S INHALERS KEEP GETTING MIXED UP

    THERE ARE COLORED PENCILS EVERYWHERE

    A FISTFIGHT ABOUT THE NATURE OF JUSTICE ENSUES BETWEEN THE 9 YEAR OLD ONE AND ONE OF THE 11 YEAR OLDS

    AND BUCKY

    IS

    ON

    CLOUD

    9

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

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unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

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strudelgit:

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Pacific Rim was so close.

(via jimsdeadbones)

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